Burns: [chuckles] And To Think, Smithers: You Laughed When I Bought TicketMaster.

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Burns: [chuckles] And to think, Smithers: you laughed when I bought
TicketMaster. "Nobody's going to pay a 100% service charge."
Smithers: Well, it's a policy that ensures a healthy mix of the rich
and the ignorant, sir.
-- Burns attends Hullabalooza, "Homerpalooza"