Burns: [chuckles] And to think, Smithers: you laughed when I bought
TicketMaster. "Nobody's going to pay a 100% service charge."
Smithers: Well, it's a policy that ensures a healthy mix of the rich
and the ignorant, sir.
-- Burns attends Hullabalooza, "Homerpalooza"
TicketMaster. "Nobody's going to pay a 100% service charge."
Smithers: Well, it's a policy that ensures a healthy mix of the rich
and the ignorant, sir.
-- Burns attends Hullabalooza, "Homerpalooza"
Related:
- Burns: What do you think, Smithers?
Smithers: I think women and sea-men don't mix.
Burns: We *know* what you think! -- "Treehouse... - Burns: You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to
the local orphanage.
when pigs fly! [They laugh. The pig sails... - Burns: [overcome with emotion] I love you, Smithers.
Smithers: The feeling is more than mutual, sir. ... - Burns: Who is that lavatory linksman, Smithers?
Smithers:
Homer Simpson, sir. One of the fork and spoon operators... - Smithers: Permission to speak frankly, sir?
Burns:
Permission granted. Smithers: Well, you are quite... - Burns: [gasps at his sight] Good Lord, Smithers, you look atrocious.
I thought I told you to take a vacation. Homer... - Smithers: People like dogs, Mr. Burns.
Burns: Nonsense.
Dogs are idiots! Think about it, Smithers. ... - An early reference to Smither's homosexuality might be when Smither suggests,
"I don't think women and seamen [semin] mix, sir."... - Smithers: Mr. Burns, are you ready?
Burns: Yes.
Smithers:
Are you set? Burns: Yes. Smithers: [whispers] Go...
