Bart has been guilty of the following atrocities:
Synthesizing a laxative from peas and carrots.
Replacing my birth-control pills with Tic-Tacs.
-- Mrs. Krabappel reads the charges,
"Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie"
Synthesizing a laxative from peas and carrots.
Replacing my birth-control pills with Tic-Tacs.
-- Mrs. Krabappel reads the charges,
"Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie"
Related:
- TV sucks.
-- Bart,
"Itchy and Scratchy: The... - Homer: There's peas in my fruit cobbler!
Lisa: There's peas <everywhere>!
The infamous TV dinners, "Itchy and Scratchy and... - Birth-control pills are habit
forming... - He's the boy you love to hate!
-- Homer on Bart,
"Itchy and Scratchy: The... - Marge: Now be good for Grampa while we're at the parent-teacher meeting.
We'll bring back dinner. Lisa: What are we gonna have... - Homer: Someday you'll thank me for this, son.
Bart:
Not bloody likely. -- "Itchy and Scratchy: The... - We got beets!
-- Lisa,
"Itchy and Scratchy: The... - Mmm... Soylent Green.
-- Homer,
"Itchy and Scratchy: The... - One senior citizen and one Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.
Justice Bart Simpson buys movie tickets, "Itchy...
From the same category:
- Joe's Taxidermy. You snuff 'em, we stuff 'em.
--
Bart answers the phone, "Stark Raving... - Homer: Look at this, Marge: $58 and all of it profit!
I'm the smartest businessman in the world. Marge... - Apu: Hello. I am not interested in buying your house,
but I would like to use your rest room, flip... - Agent 1: [presses the buzzer]
Burns: [awakening, over the intercom] Mmm.
hmm...what? How dare you disturb me during... - Homer: Hey, Krusty: I'm bringing back the --
Krusty:
[points a shotgun at Homer] You just keep right...
