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• Cross you heart, hope to die, Stick a needle in your eye, Jam a dagger in your thigh, Eat a horse manure pie!
  -- Bart, from The Simpso...
• Milhouse: [on the walkie talkie] Milhouse to Bart.
  Do you want to come over and play? Ba...
• Bart: Well, if your soul is real, where is it? Milhouse
  [motions to his chest] It's kind of in here. And when you sneeze, that's your soul trying to escape....
• Bart: [leaning out the window] Hey, Milhouse! You want a job in my factory?
  Milhouse: You don't a have a factory. Bart: Hey, I'm a busy man....
• Lovejoy: [holding cleaning brushes] I want you to clean every one of these organ pipes that you have befouled with your popular music.
  [hands the brushes out, walks off] [Bart and Milhouse start cleaning...
• Bart: Milhouse...do you ever worry that your mom might stop loving you?
  Milhouse: What? I'm more worried about pirhanas. Did you see that movie where they send a nuclear submarine to fight the pirhanas, and one of them swims right down the periscope and bites the guy in the eye, and he goes, "Aah!...
• Bart: [deep voice] Hello, I'm Doctor Hibbert. I'm afraid I'm going to have to amputate.
  .. your butt. [chuckles] Milhouse: [falsetto] All right, if you think you must....
• Milhouse: Bart, my mom won't let me be your friend any more.
  That's why you couldn't come to the party....
• Bart: Aha! Milhouse: Stay away from me, Bart. I mean i
  I'm not going back. I'm not cut out to be a star....