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• Gee, if some snot-nosed little kid sent me to prison, the first thing out, I'd find out where he lives, and tear him a new belly button.
  -- Homer Simpson Cape Feare...
• Bart: Attention, fellow children! Krusty didn't rob that store!
  Sideshow Bob framed him, and I got proof! [whams Sideshow Bob's foot with a mallet] Sideshow Bob...
• Bart: Hey! Homer: Don't worry: we'll catch him, or run him over trying!
  Bart: Look! He's headed back to the greyhound racing track where we found him....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Emcee: And now, to help introduce our fantastic new burger -- the one with ketchup -- here he is, coming in by parachute
  Krusty the Klown! [sound of Homer yelling, getting rapidly louder] [he smashes through the hamburger display...
• This wedding is spinning out of control. Can we really afford it?
  I've already run through eight of the ten dollars they gave me when I left prison....
• Bart: Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure before.
  Homer: Marge, I want you to take care of yourself out there....
• Bart: [smiling nervously] So we're just going to do this photo and get out, right?
  Budda bing, budda boom. Lisa: I want to look at the pets, and write things on the typewriters, and see if the new dictionaries are in!...
• Quimby: [with a cold] I shouldn't have shaken hands with those old people.
  [Bart hands him some pills; Quimby eats a handful, then stumbles on stage] Lisa...