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• Lurleen: So what's your name, stranger? Homer: Homer J.
  Simpson. Lurleen: My name's Lurleen Lumpkin. Home...
• Lurleen, I can't get your song out of my mind. I haven't felt this way since Funky Town!
  -- Homer, "(Lurleen on Me)...
• Homer: Guess what, Lurleen. I got you a gig on TV!
  Lurleen: [squeals with delight] Oh, Homer! You're as smart as you are handsome!...
• Lurleen: Homer, I want you to be my manager. Home
  Really?! Well, I should warn you, I'm not great with figures....
• Much as I hate that man right now, you gotta love that suit. -- Bart on Homer, "(Lurleen on Me)
• I can feel her sweet country soul in every digitally-encoded bit. -- Lisa, "(Lurleen on Me)
• Now before we negotiate, I have to tell you I'm desperate to unload Lurleen, and I'll take any offer.
  -- Homer Simpson, Master Bargainer, "(Lurleen on Me)...
• He: "If I made love to you, would you yell?" She: "What do you want me to yell?" -- Benny Hill
• Krusty: [slapping Sideshow Mel] I thought I told you to stay away from my sister!
  ! [a song comes on the radio] [softens] Oh, here's 50 bucks....