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• Marge: I'm sure you won't enjoy it. There's nothing about bowling in the play.
  Oh wait, there is. Homer: Probably not much of it....
• Salt me. -- Homer, "A Streetcar Named Marge
• Marge: Why can't you be more supportive? Homer: Because I don't care.
  -- Ask a question, "A Streetcar Named Marge...
• Lionel Hutz, Attorney at Law. I'm filing a class-action suit against the director on behalf of everyone who was cut from the play.
  I also play Mitch! -- Conflict of interest? "A Streetcar Named Marge...
• Homer: What about dessert? Marge: For God's sakes, you can pull the lid off your own can of pudding!
  Homer: Fine! I will! -- That'll show 'er, "A Streetcar Named Marge...
• Marge: Homer, I really don't like you telling personal secrets in your class.
  Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge...
• Wow! My mother the actress. I feel like Lucy Arnaz-[something].
  -- Lisa, "A Streetcar Named Marge...
• If I break, buy a new one! -- The talking Krusty doll, "A Streetcar Named Marge
• Homer: I can't fake an interest in this, and I'm an expert at faking an interest in your kooky projects.
  Marge: What kooky projects? Homer: You know, the painting class, the first aid course, the whole Lamaze thing....