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• Why here's a fellow. Wiry, fast, firm, proud buttocks.
  Reminds me of me... -- Monty Burns selects a new attack dog (SLH), "Dog of Death...
• Vet: Your dog's condition has been upgraded from stable to frisky, [SLH walks out with his hind legs in a cast on rollers] and he's free to go.
  His legs should be as good as new in a few months, but in the meantime he'll have to use the wheelabout....
• If you were seventeen, we'd be rich! But nooooooooooo.
  .. You had to be ten....
• I know how you feel. I lost my dog, too. He's in here somewhere.
• I want to tell you about the most wonderful place in the world
  Doggie heaven. In doggie heaven, there are mountains of bones, and you can't turn around without sniffing another dog's butt!...
• Are Girl Scout cookies made with real Girl Scouts ??
• Homer: Look, I know I'm not witty like that critic guy, but does he know _all_ the words to the Oscar Mayer song?
  Jay: [walking past, singing] Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner, [Bart and Lisa join in] That is what I'd truly like to be....
• Property Guarded by An Attack Dog Department: You heard it here, first!
  Griggsville police were called to the Shell station to remove a miniature female chichuahua for behaving in a "disorderly manner," by refusing to allow patrons of the station into the men's toilet....
• Smithers: Um, I hate to interrupt your longevity treatment, sir, but there's a sweet little boy at the door.
  Burns: Release the hounds. -- "Dog of Death...