Homer: Marge...I Don't Really Want To Go Through With This.

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Homer: Marge...I don't really want to go through with this. But being
an astronaut is how I got you to respect me!
Marge: Homer, when I met you, you weren't an astronaut. You didn't even
know how to use a touchtone, but I _still_ respected you and I
always will, no matter what.
[touchtone sounds come from the phone]
Homer, you already dialed.
-- I can't believe they invented it, "Deep Space Homer"