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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: Are you all right, Homer? Homer: I'm fine, I'm just thinking.
  Marge: I've been thinking, too. You know Homer, you've always been such a good provider....
• Homer: It really got to me how that lady, uh... You know which one I mean.
  You played her. Marge: Blanche! Homer: Yeah....
• Homer: You know, Marge, for the first time in our marriage I can finally look down my nose at you.
  _You_ have a gambling problem! Marge: That's true....
• Researcher: Why, they're all a bunch of blue-collar slobs!
  Scientist: People, that's who we need for our next astronaut....
• Marge: Homer, I really don't like you telling personal secrets in your class.
  Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge...
• Homer: Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you.
  ...Shut up! Assistant: Excuse me -- Homer: Aah!...
• Marge: You know, Homer, when I found out about this, I went through a wide range of emotions.
  First I was nervous, then anxious, then wary, then apprehensive, then....