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• I'll bet they get all kinds of girls!
  -- Nelson is awed by a yo-yo demonstration, "Bart the Love...
• Ms.K: Bart, if I were you and you were me, would you give back the yo-yo?
  Bart: [imagines himself, yo-yo in hand. Ms. Krabappel is inches tall] Here ya go....
• Ms.K: [reading] After two months at sea, the Pilgrims were running out of food and water.
  [Nelson raises his hand] Yes, Nelson Nelso...
• Homer: Can you believe it!? Pretty soon, I'll be able to quit my job and live off the boy!
  Marge: What? Name me one person who's gotten rich by doing yo-yo tricks!...
• Yo baby yo baby yo. -- Eddie Murphy
• As confused as a termite in a wood yo-yo.
• I didn't do it. -- Bart, caught red-handed, "Bart the Love
• Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long.
• Bart: Yo, Mom! We haven't got the eyeballs yet. Marge
  [aims the flashlight at Homer, who is eating the ghoulish snacks] Homer, you're ruining it!...