Bart: So, you guys like being cops?
Cop: Oh, it's great. You get to run red lights, park wherever you
please, hot and cold running chicks...
-- The perquisites of power, "Separate Vocations"
Cop: Oh, it's great. You get to run red lights, park wherever you
please, hot and cold running chicks...
-- The perquisites of power, "Separate Vocations"
Related:
- Bart: Do you need straight A's to be a cop?
The Two Cops:
[laugh uproariously] -- Just checking, "Separate... - Homer: So what are <you> going to be, boy?
Bart:
Policeman. Homer: [gags on his food] -- Bart's scientifically... - Bart: Wow! Can I see your club?
Cop: It's called a baton,
son. Bart: Oh. What's it for? Cop: We club people... - The school is a police state. Students are afraid to sneeze.
And I have you to thank. -- Principal Skinner to... - Bart: Police officer!? Well I'll be jiggered!
Dr.J:
Heh heh heh. If you'd like to learn more, I could... - Bart: Those Shelbyville kids think they're so hot, but you know
what?
They're not. Milhouse: I really agree with you on this... - Patience serves as a protection against wrongs as clothes do against
cold.
For if you put on more clothes as the cold increases... - Wiggum: I'd like to help you ma'am, but, heh heh, I'm afraid there's no
law against mailing threatening letters.
Marge: [indignantly] I'm pretty sure there is. Wiggum... - Bart: So...how do you like being Miss Popularity?
Lisa:
Oh, well, you know, it ain't so great. [Bart...
From the same category:
- As I said to Dolores Montenergo in "Calling All Quakers".
"Have it <your> way, Baby!" -- Troy McClure, "Homer... - Are we there yet?
-- Bart wanders with Homer aimlessly through the woods,
"Call of the... - Larry: [running] Hey, Casey Jones, where's this train headed?
Conductor: Springfield. Larry: Yeah, yeah. What... - Wiggum: Oh, no! They're headed right for the Grand Chasm!
Homer: Oh my God! They're going to drive right into... - Marge: Homer, has the weight loss tape reduced your appetite?
Homer: Ah, lamentably no. My gastronomic repacity...
