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• Lisa: Hey! Chief Wiggum, what are you doing? What's going on?
  Wiggum: I'm sorry, kid, we got Simpson DNA on Burns' clothing and your father was identified by the old man himself....
• Wiggum: Beautiful. Eddie, did you trace the phone number?
  Eddie: Sure did, Chief. Wiggum: [reading paper] 5-5-5....
• Lou: Uh, Chief, what about those coleslaw punks? Wiggum
  Well, I... I can't be everywhere at once, Lou, now can I?...
• Wiggum: You the man who reported the lost baby? Home
  Yes. Wiggum: Can you describe her? Homer: Uh, she's small....
• Lovejoy: Do you see a light, Homer? Homer: [disembodied] Yes.
  .. Lovejoy: Move into the light, my son. Homer: [a buzzing is heard] Aah!...
• Eddie: Looks like there's beer coming out of the chimney!
  Wiggum: [gets out of the car] I am proceeding on foot....
• Wiggum: [awakening] Oh! Oh. Eddie: I had an idea, Chief
  why don't we check out that suit Burns was wearing when he got shot?...
• Wiggum: A-ha! I had a feeling we'd find you here! [shoots] Lou
  Chief, no! Eddie: What'd you do that for? Wiggum...
• Wiggum: I'd like to help you ma'am, but, heh heh, I'm afraid there's no law against mailing threatening letters.
  Marge: [indignantly] I'm pretty sure there is. Wiggum...