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• One enemy can harm you more than a hundred friends can do you good. German Proverb
• Homer: Come on, guys! Let's be the team that supports each other.
  [chanting] You can do it, Otto! You can do it, Otto!...
• Todd: [without enthusiasm] You're "it". [touches Lisa] Lisa
  [to Milhouse] Now you are the one who is "it". Milhouse...
• Carl: Hey, Homer, are you sure it's OK to smoke Cuban cigars and gamble here now that your wife's a cop?
  Homer: Are you kidding? Being a cop husband is one mighty sweet deal!...
• Homer/Apu/Moe: You can do it, Otto! You can do it, Otto!
  Apu: Make this spare, I'll give you free gelato! Moe...
• Homer: You know, boy, some of the players you see tonight may make it to the big leagues someday.
  Bart: What? Aren't we going to see any washed-up major-leaguers?...
• Ned: OK, folks, look: I called the police captain in Shelbyville.
  He says he hasn't seen our kids, but if they show up in the morgue, he'll fax us....
• May God give you a long life of a hundred and twenty and not one day without pain, sorrow, and suffering.
• Kent: Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charges that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy sack-beatings are up a shocking nine hundred percent?
  Homer: Aw, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent....