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• Homer: Ooh la la! Lisa: Hi, Dad. Homer: You look great, sweetheart.
  Lisa: [abashed] Thanks. Homer: Little Lisa, Lisa Simpson....
• What could be more exciting that the savage ballet that is pro football?
  -- Lisa, "Lisa the Greek...
• Marge: Homer, could you turn off the TV? There's a little test I want you to take.
  TV: [crunch] Augh! Homer; Oh, great, you made me miss Joe Theismann!...
• Lisa: Can I watch football with you again next Sunday?
  Homer: Sure! You'll find it gets rid of the unpleasant aftertaste of church....
• Ooh, perfume! Meryl Streep's Versatility! -- Marge's gift from Homer, "Lisa the Greek
• Marge: Homer, those were very thoughtful presents, but you have to tell me where you got the money from.
  Homer: All right, Marge, I'll tell you, but first you have to promise you will not get mad....
• Homer: You know, son, the day you were born, I received the greatest gift a man could have.
  As the years went by, your mother and I were blessed twice more....
• Homer: Lisa, Lisa! Where were you? You missed the most incredible thing.
  Lisa: [grateful] Hi, Dad! [hugs him] Homer: I ate seven pounds of fudge!...
• Lisa: Oh, Dad! You must have bought me every Malibu Stacy accessory there is!
  Homer: Not quite. They were out of Malibu Stacy lunar rovers....