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• Barney: Hey, Homer, you wanna go bowling next Sunday?
  Homer: Barney, are you nuts? That's the Super Bowl!...
• Rev. Lovejoy: [surveys his congregation, one man and two old ladies] Well, I'm glad &l
  ome> people could resist the lures of the big game....
• Homer watches TV] Lisa: [walking in with Bart, blocks Homer's view of TV] Dad?
  [Homer flops sideways, continues watching TV] Lisa...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Moe: [answering the phone] Moe's Tavern, home of the Super Sunday Brunch Spectacular!
  Barney: [surveying the buffet table] Whoa! Baloney!...
• Homer: Buffalo is going to win. Lisa hates me. [sobs] Ma
  Whatcha got riding on this game? Homer: My daughter....
• Lisa: Look, Dad. I'll tell you who's going to win the Super Bowl if you want me to, but it'll just validate my theory that you cared more about winning money than you did about me.
  Homer: Okay. -- "Lisa the Greek...
• Homer: Aw, I need a hug. [everyone pauses, then hugs him] How come you guys hesitated?
  Lisa: Sorry, Dad, we _do_ believe in you, we really do....
• Brent: We're live from the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome, and Super Bowl XXVI.
  Today, we're going to be seen by people in one hundred and fifty countries, all over the world!...