The happiest day of my life was three Sundays ago. I was sitting on my
daddy's knee when the Saints, who were four-and-a-half point favorites,
but only up by three, kicked a meaningless field goal at the last second
to cover the spread.
-- Lisa's essay, The Happiest Day of My Life,
"Lisa the Greek"
daddy's knee when the Saints, who were four-and-a-half point favorites,
but only up by three, kicked a meaningless field goal at the last second
to cover the spread.
-- Lisa's essay, The Happiest Day of My Life,
"Lisa the Greek"
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Homer:
Lisa! You ruined my barbeque! I demand you apologize...
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Abe: Death stalks you at every turn! Lisa: Grampa!... - Carl: We hardly made a dent in that ten-foot hoagie.
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