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• Hey, how's it going? Hey: good to see you. Hey, friend
  looking lucky. Hey, what's happenin'? Love the jacket....
• Bart: [inscribing a card] "To me bestest bud, Milhouse.
  Happy Birthday. Bart." Lisa: Bart, that's so sweet....
• Police: Good evening, are you the host? Host: No. Police
  We've been getting complaints about this party. Ho...
• Homer: [yawns] Oh, it's great to be indoors with my family.
  Lisa: I'm really glad you're back, Dad. I knew you could do it....
• Homer: Bart! Take a letter! Dear Mr. Burns.
  .. [heavy sarcasm] I'm so `glad' you enjoyed my son's blood....
• Bart: Do it again! House: What? Bart: Make the walls bleed.
  House: No! Bart: Hey, man, we own you. Let's see some blood!...
• Principal Skinner: Here's a whole box of unsealed envelopes for the PTA!
  Bart: You're making me lick envelopes? P.S.: Oh, licking envelopes can be fun!...