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• Listen to me, Mister Big-Shot. If you're looking for the kind of employee that takes abuse, and never sticks up for himself, I'M YOUR MAN!
  You can treat me like dirt, and I'll <still> kiss your butt and call it ice cream!...
• Burns: Who was that young hellcat, Smithers? Smithe
  Homer Simpson, sir. Burns: Simpson, eh? I'll remember that name....
• That's it... That's it... Come closer... [gobbles a power pellet] Muhahaha!
  Ironic isn't it. The hunter has become the hunted!...
• Homer: If I wasn't so spineless, I'd march into Mr.
  Burns' office right now and... Smithe...
• Marge: I need to unwind. Homer: I knw you do, Marge, but come on, you know what our vacations are like.
  Those three monsters in the back seat. "Are we there yet?...
• Homer: It's a second wedding, honey. Our first one was so crummy, I had to make it up to you.
  I really love you. Marge: Oh, Homey. I know you love me....
• Homer: I hope Burns and I can count on your support, honey.
  Marge: Homer, I'm a Bailey Booster. Homer: Oh, yeah?...
• Patty: If you like being pawed by something fat and lazy, we could get a cat!
  Granma: It would leave less hair on the couch....
• Homer: Look, I know I'm not witty like that critic guy, but does he know _all_ the words to the Oscar Mayer song?
  Jay: [walking past, singing] Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner, [Bart and Lisa join in] That is what I'd truly like to be....