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• I like your attitude. Feisty, yet spineless. -- Monty Burns hires Homer, "I Married Marge
• Burns: I must have her! Smithers, zoom in. Closer!
  Closer! Closer, dammit! [the camera hits Marge in the forehead] Marge...
• Homer: I'm really sorry I hit you Mr. Burns. Here, let me put some salt on that eye.
  Burns: [frightened] No, please, I can't bear another trashing....
• Tis better to be hunter than hunted.
• Listen to me, Mister Big-Shot. If you're looking for the kind of employee that takes abuse, and never sticks up for himself, I'M YOUR MAN!
  You can treat me like dirt, and I'll <still> kiss your butt and call it ice cream!...
• The time has come to kick ass. -- Hunter S. Thompso
• Burns: Who was that young hellcat, Smithers? Smithe
  Homer Simpson, sir. Burns: Simpson, eh? I'll remember that name....
• Burns: Homer, your bravery and quick thinking have turned a potential Chernobyl into a mere Three Mile Island.
  Bravo! [Places an award around Homer's neck....
• Homer: Oh! Great toast, Marge! Oh, by the way, the night before the election, Mr.
  Burns is coming over for dinner. Marge: What!...