Bart: Hey, Homer, how come Mom's going to the doctor?
Lisa: Is anything wrong?
Homer: No, everything's fine. Your mother uh just... broke her leg.
Lisa: What!?
Bart: I smell a bun in the oven...
Lisa: Is Mom going to have another baby, Dad?
Homer: [fierce internal struggle manifests itself in wiggling fingers]
Maybe.
Bart+Lisa: Whoa, awright! Way to go! [exchange high fives]
Bart: You're a machine, Homer!
-- Cheer and cheer alike, "I Married Marge"
Lisa: Is anything wrong?
Homer: No, everything's fine. Your mother uh just... broke her leg.
Lisa: What!?
Bart: I smell a bun in the oven...
Lisa: Is Mom going to have another baby, Dad?
Homer: [fierce internal struggle manifests itself in wiggling fingers]
Maybe.
Bart+Lisa: Whoa, awright! Way to go! [exchange high fives]
Bart: You're a machine, Homer!
-- Cheer and cheer alike, "I Married Marge"
Related:
- Bart: Come watch TV with me, Dad. We missed the first two episodes of
"Cops",
but if we hurry we can catch the last three. Homer... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: I'm sorry everybody, but I've only got two cupcakes for the
three of you.
Bart: Well Mom, one of us has scarfed down more than... - Marge: Kids, your father and I are going through a really tough time
right now,
and I don't know what's going to happen. But just... - Lisa enters the parents' bedroom with Bart in tow]
Lisa:
Mom, Dad! Bart's dead! [Homer and Marge wake... - Lisa: [sobs] Mom, this is really scary. I'm going to get my first F
ever.
Marge: Cheer up! So you're not good at sports: it's... - Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the... - Bart flicks a pea at Lisa]
Lisa: Hey! Mom! Bart's throwing peas.
Marge: Bart, don't throw peas at your sister. Bart... - Bart: [in the present] Wow, Dad, you really threw a tantrum like a
little sissy girl?
Homer: Oh, just that one time. Marge: Actually, when...
