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• Attention workers, we have completed our evaluation of the plant.
  We regret to announce the following lay-offs, which I will read in alphabetical orde...
• Len: Those lousy Germans can't fire me. I'm the only one knows how to unjam the rod bottom dissociator.
  Karl: Well, they can't fire me. I'm the only one certified to run the gaseous contaminant particular [sic] fire....
• Horst: We plan to have some frank discussions with your safety inspector.
  Homer: Hee hee. Yeah. Sock it to him, Horst! Le...
• For your information, I just made a cool $25 playing the market.
  Buy low, sell high, that's my motto. I may just quit my job at the power plant and become a full-time stock....
• Horst: [threatingly] We Germans aren't all smiles und sunshine.
  Burns: [recoils in mock horror] Oooh, the Germans are mad at me....
• Hey you, stop being... so unsafe! Smitty! Safen up!
  -- Homer tries to look busy, "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk...
• Horst: Guten Morgen. I am Horst. The new owners have elected me to speak with you because I am the most non-threatening.
  Perhaps I remind you of the loveable Sergeant Schultz on Hogan's Heroes....
• Horst: You will be given a six-week treatment at our drying-out facility in Hawaii, after which you will return at full pay.
  Len: Oh, great! [general agreement from other employees] Man 1...
• Burns: [begging] Please sell me my plant back. I'll pay anything.
  Horst: Isn't this a happy coincidence! You are desperate to buy, and we are desperate to sell....