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  Homer, could ve have a word with you? Homer: No. Ho...
• Horst: We plan to have some frank discussions with your safety inspector.
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• Horst: Homer, could ve have a word with you? Home
  No. Horst: I must have phrased that badly. My English is, how you say, inelegant....
• Horst: [threatingly] We Germans aren't all smiles und sunshine.
  Burns: [recoils in mock horror] Oooh, the Germans are mad at me....
• Horst: Do we have any alcoholics among us? [hands slowly go up] Man 1
  Uh, me? Man 2: Right here. Man 3: I'm drunk right now!...
• Burns: [begging] Please sell me my plant back. I'll pay anything.
  Horst: Isn't this a happy coincidence! You are desperate to buy, and we are desperate to sell....
• Horst: You will be given a six-week treatment at our drying-out facility in Hawaii, after which you will return at full pay.
  Len: Oh, great! [general agreement from other employees] Man 1...
• Karl: Yeah, you know, those Germans aren't so bad. Le
  Sure they made mistakes in the past, but aah, that's why pencils have erasers!...
• Moe: Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking. Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a Mrs.
  O'Problem? First name, Bea. Moe: Uh, yeah, just a minute, I'll check....