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• Race: Oh my God, the ants are shorting out our navigation systems!
  [the astronauts smack back and forth into the walls] Taylo...
• Assistant: Sir, the TV ratings for the launch are the highest in ten years.
  Everyone: Yay! Scientist: And how's the spacecraft doing?...
• Homer: Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you.
  ...Shut up! Assistant: Excuse me -- Homer: Aah!...
• Researcher: Why, they're all a bunch of blue-collar slobs!
  Scientist: People, that's who we need for our next astronaut....
• Reporter: Uh, question for the barbeque chef. Don't you think there is an inherent danger in sending underqualified civilians into space?
  Homer: I'll field this one. The only danger is if they send us to [ominous] that terrible Planet of the Apes....
• Scientist: We need a fresh angle to keep the public interested.
  Assistant: The public see our astronauts as clean-cut, athletic go- getters....
• Scientist: Now of course only one of you will be chosen to go into space.
  So the next few weeks will be a grueling series of tests to determine which one of you is most qualified....
• Scientist: People, we're in danger of losing our funding.
  America isn't interested in space exploration any more....
• Scientist: [resigned] Well, Homer, I guess you're the winner by default.
  Homer: Default? Woo hoo! The two sweetest words in the English language...