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• Judge: Hey, you're not supposed to smoke in the pit area.
  Nelson: Fine!...
• Nelson: Hey, [Bart] Simpson, where's your loser-mobile?
  Homer: Loser-mobile, heh heh heh... wait a minute!...
• Bart: [hammering away] Homer: Bart, you don't have any hobbies, do you, boy?
  Bart: No, not really. Homer: Well, that what I......
• Okay Bart, we've got a lot of work to do on the car, so I'm going to pull you out of school for the next couple of weeks.
  .. -- Homer sets to work on the soap box racer, "Saturdays of Thunde...
• Expiration date? June nineteen eighty ni--uh.... 2012, yeah.
  .. -- Homer orders junk off the TV again, "Saturdays of Thunde...
• The field cannot well be seen from within the field -- Emerso
• Likes dunking for french fries.
• Mr. Simpson, we'll send a wood-paneled station wagon over for you immediately.
  -- Dave from the National Fatherhood Institute, "Saturdays of Thunde...
• Martin: What is the matter with you! Bart: It's my dad.
  Lying there on the couch, drinking a beer, staring at the TV....