Homer: Ah, TV respects me. It laughs _with_ me, not at me!
[Turns it on; a man points at him]
Man: You stupid -- [laughs uncontrollably]
Homer: D'oh! [switches channels]
-- "Deep Space Homer"
[Turns it on; a man points at him]
Man: You stupid -- [laughs uncontrollably]
Homer: D'oh! [switches channels]
-- "Deep Space Homer"
Related:
- Homer: Stupid carbon rod. It's all just a popularity contest!
Bart: Wow! Did you actually get to _see_ the rod?... - Homer: Oh, baby.
Marge: This was a _wonderful_ idea,
Homey. [kisses him] Hey, there's a turkey behind... - Marge: Now wait a minute, I'm not sure about this. Every time we've
ever gone on vacation I end up being horribly embarrassed.
We end up in a big fight and we come home more... - Homer: Ooh, "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions"! I'm great at these.
Ask me if something smells funny in here, Boy. Bart... - Man: We need a pilot, pronto! Who wants to fly to the Windy City?
[pilots all go, "Oh, I'll go!", "Me", "I'm your man"... - Scientist: We need a fresh angle to keep the public interested.
Assistant: The public see our astronauts as clean-cut... - Announcer: And now we return to "Fox Night at the Movies":
"Homer S.: Portrait of an Ass-Grabber",... - Homer: Stop! Those candidates are phonies!
[crowd murmurs]
You heard me!
They're alien replicons from beyond the moon! ... - Homer: Well, I guess I should pay my share.
Ned: [laughs] Relax,
Homer. I keep telling you, you're my guest. Homer...
From the same category:
- Finally! The great taste of Worcestershire Sauce in a soft drink.
Ah..."Steakie"! -- A TV commercial, "Homer Goes to... - Ned: Ho! What the gumdrops is going on here?
Bart:
Came to stop you from murdering Lisa like you murdered... - Homer: I guess it wouldn't be right to sell Stampy after he saved my
life.
And the boy seems to have some sort of relationship... - Marge: I'm sorry I had to arrest you, Homer, but what I did was right.
Some day when you really need it you'll be happy there... - Agent: We have places your family can hide in peace and security:
Cape Fear, Terror Lake, New Horrorfield, Screamville...
