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• Lisa: [as a baby, in her high chair] Dada? Dada?
  Marge: [o.s.] Did you hear that, Homer? [pan over to Homer strangling Bart] Home...
• Homer: I'll buy her that pony she's always bugging me for.
  Marge: We can't afford to buy a pony. Homer: Marge, with today's gasoline prices, we can't afford &l...
• Lady: Mr. Simpson, are you quite sure you know how to take care of a pony?
  Homer: [shoving the pony into the back seat] Of course! -- Buying "Lisa's Pony...
• Marge: You sound like you're going to buy a pony. Promise me you won't.
  Homer: Mm. Marge: What was that? Was that a yes or a no?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer, you are asleep at your post! Now go change the expiration dates on the dairy products!
  -- Apu, "Lisa's Pony...
• Homer: Okay, okay, but I want you to see a picture of the little girl you're disappointing.
  [looks through his wallet] Well, I don't have one....
• Homer: It's a second wedding, honey. Our first one was so crummy, I had to make it up to you.
  I really love you. Marge: Oh, Homey. I know you love me....
• Bart: Hey, how come Lisa gets a pony? Homer: Because she stopped loving me.
  Bart: I don't love you either, so give me a moped....