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• We're going to hit him where it hurts. Right in the Judaica.
  -- Lisa Simpson on Rabbi Krustofsky, "Like Father, Like Clow...
• Rabbi K: Hello? Anybody there? I hear breathing but I don't hear talking.
  What's going on here? Hello, mister? Hello, hello?...
• He's taking funny talk. -- Homer Simpson Like Father, Like Clow
• Didn't Itchy Junior look happy playing with his father?
  And didn't Scratchy Junior look happy playing with his dad until they got run over by a thresher?...
• Marge: Who wants to say Grace? Lisa: Why don't we let our guest do it?
  Milhouse: Bless us O Lord... Bart: [whaps Milhouse] Milhouse...
• Bart: Krusty, do you think about your father a lot?
  Krusty: All the time. Except when I'm at the track....
• Moe: [moved to tears] I got something in my eye.
  .. Barney: Here, take my hankie. Moe: [sees Barney's filthy handkerchief] Agh!...
• Poor Krusty. He's like a black velvet painting come to life. -- Lisa, "Like Father, Like Clow
• Lisa: Bart, we've been going about this all wrong. What's the one thing rabbis prize above everything else?
  Bart: Those stupid hats? -- "Like Father, Like Clow...