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• Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.
  Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using the bathroom after you....
• Homer: This is my quest. I'm like that guy. That Spanish guy.
  You know, he fought the windmill... Marge: Don Quixote?...
• Bart: Look behind you, Radioactive Man! The sun is exploding again!
  [jumps down, does a somersault] Marge: Bart, why are you talking like that?...
• Bart: Krusty, are you all right? Krusty: Yes, it's just that saying the bracha brings back a lot of painful memories, the old days, my.
  .. my father... [bawls] Homer: Hey, Krusty, you going to finish that meatloaf or what?...
• John: Oh, I've got the exact same curtains, only in my bathroom.
  Didn't you just die when you found these? Marge...
• Homer: Come on, Lisa, say something funny. [holds a tape recorded with a microphone] Lisa
  Like what? Homer: Oh, something stupid like Bart would say....
• Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge? Marge: Mmm, everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person.
  Homer: Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?...
• Marge: How's my special little guy? Lisa: How're you feeling, big brother?
  [Maggie sucks on her pacifier] Homer: Aw, this is wonderful...
• Homer: Son, if you can look me in the eye and say you didn't take the collection money, that's all I need.
  Bart: [looking at him] I didn't take it. Homer: Why you little -- [strangles him] How can you look me in the eye and lie like that?...