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• Kent: On the line with us now is plant owner C. Montgomery Burns.
  Mr. Burns? Burns: Oh, hello, Kent. [as loud rhythmic buzzing continues in the background] Right now, skilled nuclear energy technicians are calmly correcting a minor, piffling malfunction....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: So, uh, what are you in for? Marge: I'm a political prisoner.
  Last time <I> ever take a stand... Homer: Well, I'm here for being me....
• Homer: [reading] Cosby's First Law of Inter-generational Perversity
  No matter what you tell your child to do, he will always do the opposite....
• Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
  They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily....
• Homer: All right, men, get ready to blast off. [Slowly begins to drive forward] Whooo!
  We're in orbit now! What's that? A call from the President?...
• Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
  Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....
• Homer: So, how's it going, Grimey? Grimes: I'd appreciate it if you'd stay out of my office, Simpson.
  Homer: [laughs] Wish I had a nickel every time I heard that....
• Marge: Now the cat needs his medication... Homer: [assenting, simultaneously] No problem.
  .. Marge: ... every morning and the furnace has been putting off....