Marge: {Homer, we have a perfectly good bookcase.}
Homer: {Yeah, but this is what they're doing on campus. Besides, it
isn't costing us: I swiped the cinderblocks from a construction
site.
[At the site, a worker walks forlorn up to his boss]}
Worker: {Sir, six cinderblocks are missing.}
Boss: {There'll be no hospital, then. I'll tell the children.}
-- "Homer Goes to College"
Homer: {Yeah, but this is what they're doing on campus. Besides, it
isn't costing us: I swiped the cinderblocks from a construction
site.
[At the site, a worker walks forlorn up to his boss]}
Worker: {Sir, six cinderblocks are missing.}
Boss: {There'll be no hospital, then. I'll tell the children.}
-- "Homer Goes to College"
Related:
- Roscoe: [to all] Hey! Listen up! I want all of youse to say hello to
the Simpsons.
All: [waving in a cliche, sissy-like attitude] Hello... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Foreman: [in Japanese] Hello?
Homer: Yes. This is Homer Simpson from America.
Who may I say is speaking to me? Foreman... - Marge: You've worked hard at the bowling alley. Why don't you ask for a
raise?
Homer: Yeah, a raise. I've never been good enough... - Boss: Keep this up, and someday <you> will be the guy who hands out
the putters!
Homer: Yes, sir! -- A young Homer works at the Merrie... - Homer: Honey, I'm home!
Marge: Hello, dear. How was work at the plant?
Homer: It's not a plant, Marge, it's a tree, and... - Burns: How would you improve the worker situation?
Homer:
Well, sir, for one thing, we have a problem every Tuesday... - Homer: Phew! I'm back. [walks up stairs to kitchen where family eats
breakfast]
Aw,
my loving family! Nothing's changed. [a buzzer... - Good morning, fellow employee. You'll notice that I am now a model
worker.
We should continue this conversation later, during...
