Your Co-worker Could Be a Space Alien, Say Experts .

Your Co-worker Could Be a Space Alien, Say Experts
...Here's How You Can Tell
Many Americans work side by side with space aliens who look human -- but you
can spot these visitors by looking for certain tip-offs, say experts. They
listed 10 signs to watch for:
#3. Bizarre sense of humor. Space aliens who don't understand
earthly humor may laugh during a company training film or tell
jokes that no one understands, said Steiger.
#6. Misuses everyday items. "A space alien may use correction
fluid to paint its nails," said Steiger.
#8. Secretive about personal life-style and home. "An alien won't
discuss details or talk about what it does at night or on weekends."
#10. Displays a change of mood or physical reaction when near certain
high-tech hardware. "An alien may experience a mood change when
a microwave oven is turned on," said Steiger.
The experts pointed out that a co-worker would have to display most if not
all of these traits before you can positively identify him as a space alien.
-- National Enquirer, Michael Cassels, August, 1984.

[I thought everybody laughed at company training films. Ed.]