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• I feel so empty, so alone, so... couchless. -- Homer laments the fate of his couch, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
• Herb: Give me a hug, brother. Homer: All right, but I never really hugged a man before.
  -- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• at the door] Herb: What am I going to say? This is the guy who ruined me.
  But on the other hand, he's family. So many conflicting emotions, how to express them?...
• I bet you don't have a vibrating chair in that bag for me.
  -- Homer to Herb about his lack of present, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• The dream is over! -- Homer laments the fate of the couch, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
• Homer: All right, Herb. I'll give you the money, but first you have to forgive me and treat me like a brother.
  Herb: Nope. Homer: All right, then just give me the drinking bird....
• Why did this have to happen now during prime time, when TV's brightest stars come out to shine?
  -- Homer laments the fate of the couch, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Homer: All right, Herb. I'll lend you the 2,000 bucks.
  But you have to forgive me and treat me like a brother....
• Herb: [confronting her] Lady, you just gave me the idea of a lifetime!
  How do I thank you? Lady: Please don't hurt me. Herb...