I bet you don't have a vibrating chair in that bag for me.
-- Homer to Herb about his lack of present, "Brother,
Can You Spare Two Dimes?"
-- Homer to Herb about his lack of present, "Brother,
Can You Spare Two Dimes?"
Related:
- Herb: Give me a hug, brother.
Homer: All right, but I never really hugged a man before.
"Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes... - Homer: All right, Herb. I'll give you the money, but first you
have to forgive me and treat me like a brother.
Herb: Nope. Homer: All right, then just give me the... - Homer: All right, Herb. I'll lend you the 2,000 bucks.
But you have to forgive me and treat me like a brother... - at the door]
Herb: What am I going to say? This is the guy who ruined me.
But on the other hand, he's family. So many... - Herb: Now I bet you're all wondering what lies under this sheet.
Bart: Not really. We snuck a peek while you were in... - I gave Herb all the money I had in the world, and he still treats me
like something he pulled out of his ear.
Homer laments his fate, "Brother, Can You Spare... - Forbes called it the blunder of the century. A bit overblown,
don't you think? What about New Coke? -- Herb, talking... - Ned: [answering the door] Yes?
Herb: Oh, I'm sorry,
I must have the wrong house. Ned: Oh, that's where... - Homer: I can't believe we spent $2,000 on this when right now rollers
could be kneading my buttocks.
Herb: Homer, would you stop thinking about your ass...
