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• The dream is over! -- Homer laments the fate of the couch, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
• I feel so empty, so alone, so... couchless. -- Homer laments the fate of his couch, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
• Why did this have to happen now during prime time, when TV's brightest stars come out to shine?
  -- Homer laments the fate of the couch, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• I gave Herb all the money I had in the world, and he still treats me like something he pulled out of his ear.
  -- Homer laments his fate, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Ned: [answering the door] Yes? Herb: Oh, I'm sorry, I must have the wrong house.
  Ned: Oh, that's where you're wrong, friend. -- Herb pays a visit, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Homer, I know how you feel. You lost the couch. I lost the heavyweight championship.
  -- Smokin' Joe Frazier, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• If you ever want to sleep over, Maude and I can sleep on card tables.
  -- Ned Flanders, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Heavyweight championship? There's like three of those.
  -- Homer, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Oh, they're singing again. Lousy neighbors, wish I was deaf.
  -- Homer, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...