[reading off a teleprompter] Webster's dictionary defines excellence
as "the state or condition of being excellent." And now, the winner
of the First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding
Achievement in the Field of Excellence...
-- Smokin' Joe Frazier, "Brother,
Can You Spare Two Dimes?"
as "the state or condition of being excellent." And now, the winner
of the First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding
Achievement in the Field of Excellence...
-- Smokin' Joe Frazier, "Brother,
Can You Spare Two Dimes?"
Related:
- Why are we playing games when we got two grand in the bank?
Remember when Homer won the Montgomery Burns Award... - Joe Frazier: Keep those pig legs coming, Moe.
Moe:
You cleaned me out, Smokin' Joe. -- "Brother, Can... - Homer, I know how you feel. You lost the couch. I lost the heavyweight
championship.
Smokin' Joe Frazier, "Brother, Can You Spare Two... - Lavish attention on me, and entertain me.
-- Maggie's first "words",
"Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes... - A man needs two things: an idea, and money to get it off the ground.
Herb Powell, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes... - Burns: [whispering] This is the man with the lazy sperm?
Smithers: Mm hmm. Burns: Ah, Simpson, you big virile... - The dream is over!
-- Homer laments the fate of the couch,
"Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes... - Heavyweight championship? There's like three of those.
Homer, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes... - All right, a peanut! [eats it]
-- Barney, trashcanned,
"Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes...
From the same category:
- Lisa: What a perfect outing for a beautiful autumn day.
Marge: I feel sorry for everyone who's cooped up inside... - BART (Brat'us Don'thaveacow'us)
HOMER (Homo Neanderthal'us)
-
The Simpsons meet the Road Runner, "Homer... - Give up homeboy, there's a six stroke limit.
-- Bart after Homer botches a putt,
"Dead Putting... - Skinner: [laughing hard] Ned Flanders actually eliminated detention and
put the whole school on the honor system?
Bart: [laughs] Yeah. And the teachers are afraid to... - Ms.M: So y = r^3/3. And if you determine the rate of change in this
curve correctly,
I think you'll be pleasantly surprised. Class: [chuckles]...
