I'm so stupid. Anybody could've learned this dumb language by now.
Here, I've listened to nothing but French for the past |{deux mois,}
|[two months,]
{et je ne sais pas un mot.}
[And I haven't learned a word.]
{Eh! Mais, je parle Fran\c{c}ais maintenant!}
[Wait! I'm talking French now!]
{Incroyable!}
[Incredible!]
-- Bart learns French, "The Crepes of Wrath"
