[Lisa knocks]
Smithers: [answers] Yes? I -- why, it's Homer Simpson's daughter.
Lisa: I thought you might be able to help me get in touch with the
inventor of Malibu Stacy.
Smither: Whew! Heh, that would be quite a feat. Stacy Lavelle is a
total recluse! She hasn't appeared in public in twenty years.
Here, I'm writing an article on her for my next Malibu Stacy
newsletter. It contains her last known whereabouts. Here,
I'll print you out a copy.
Lisa: Thanks!
[Smithers turns his computer on. A bitmapped Mr. Burns
appears]
Burns: [with inconsistent pitch] Hello, Smithers. You're quite good
at turning me on.
Smithers: Um...you probably should ignore that.
-- Thank God for scanners and samplers,
"Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
Smithers: [answers] Yes? I -- why, it's Homer Simpson's daughter.
Lisa: I thought you might be able to help me get in touch with the
inventor of Malibu Stacy.
Smither: Whew! Heh, that would be quite a feat. Stacy Lavelle is a
total recluse! She hasn't appeared in public in twenty years.
Here, I'm writing an article on her for my next Malibu Stacy
newsletter. It contains her last known whereabouts. Here,
I'll print you out a copy.
Lisa: Thanks!
[Smithers turns his computer on. A bitmapped Mr. Burns
appears]
Burns: [with inconsistent pitch] Hello, Smithers. You're quite good
at turning me on.
Smithers: Um...you probably should ignore that.
-- Thank God for scanners and samplers,
"Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
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Stacy
[lops it off] Um, I think we'll use someone different... - Lisa: Excuse me, Miss Lavelle? I'd like to talk to you about Malibu
Stacy
Stacy: Do you have any idea how many kids have tried... - Stacy: [the doll] My name is Stacy, but you can call me [wolf whistle]
Stacy: I see exactly what you mean; this is a problem... - Lisa: Well I'm not going to accomplish anything just sitting here
Abe: -- and griping. It's time for -- Lisa: -- action... - Lisa: Oh, Dad! You must have bought me every Malibu Stacy accessory
there is
Homer: Not quite. They were out of Malibu Stacy lunar... - Stacy: I may have had things in common with Stacy at the beginning
but thirty years of living her lifestyle taught... - Stacy: Let's buy makeup so the boys will like us.
Lisa
[sighs] Don't you people see anything wrong what Malibu...
