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  A new story behind that enigmatic half-joke after this commercial message....
• Yeah. Wait a minute. It's the guy from TV. My kid's hero.
  ..Cruddy...Crummy...Krusty the Clown! -- Homer Simpson Krusty Gets Busted...
• Bart: Dad, you're giving in to mob mentality! Home
  No I'm not, I'm hopping on the bandwagon! Now come on, son, get with the winning team!...
• Good evening again, Springfield. Krusty the Klown, the beloved idol of countless tots, now nothing more than a common (alleged) criminal.
  -- Kent Brockman reports... "Krusty Gets Busted...
• Bart: "But, Dad, you're giving in to mob mentality.
  Homer: "No, I'm not. I'm hopping on the band wagon....
• Earth-to-Marge. Earth-to-Marge. I was there. The clown is G-I-L-L-T-Y.
  -- Homer, "Krusty Gets Busted...
• Hello, steady customer! How are you this evening, sir?
  -- Apu welcomes Homer, "Krusty Gets Busted...
• Krusty: "Hey kids, who do you love?" kids: "Krusty!
  !" Krusty: "How much do you love me?" kids: "With all our hearts!...
• Foreperson: We find the defendant, Krusty the Clown.
  .. Guilty. Crowd: [gasp!] Defense Attorney: Ugh!...