Bart: You guys are sneaking in?
Kerny: Yeah, only saps pay to see movies.
Jimbo: Hey, Bart, come on!
Bart: But sneaking into movies is practically stealing, man.
Kerny: Practically?
Jimbo: It stealing.
Bart: Well, okay. I just wanted to make sure we aren't deluding
ourselves.
-- An irrefutable argument, "The Telltale Head"
Kerny: Yeah, only saps pay to see movies.
Jimbo: Hey, Bart, come on!
Bart: But sneaking into movies is practically stealing, man.
Kerny: Practically?
Jimbo: It
Bart: Well, okay. I just wanted to make sure we aren't deluding
ourselves.
-- An irrefutable argument, "The Telltale Head"
Related:
- Kerny: To the library!
Jimbo: Yeah!
--
"I Love... - Lisa: Well, Bart, because of you, a horrible yet innocent person is
going to jail.
Bart: Hmm. Maybe I should come forward. Skinner... - Jimbo: Psst. Hey, Simpson: check this out.
[lifts hat to reveal football concealed underneath]
Nelson:
Look what I got! [pulls back jean vest to... - Skinner: Let's see: Tide...Cheer...Bold...Biz...Fab.
All...Gain...Wisk. I believe today I will... - Bart: Hi Jessica.
Jessica: Hi Bart. Come to watch me suffer?
Bart: I just wanted to let you know that even though... - Bart: Uh, say, are you guys crooks?
Tony: Bart, um,
is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your ... - Jimbo and Kearney restrain Bart]
Nelson: [beating on Bart] This is for wasting teacher's valuable time!
Lisa: [punches Jimbo, pulls his shirt half over his... - Bart: Cool, man, Space Mutants 4. Let me off! Let me off!
Marge: No way, Jose. Homer: Marge, they're only space... - Bart: Hey, guys! Sign my cast? [holds out a pen] Sign my cast?
[they all walk past] Guys! [they jump in...
