Marge: I'm sorry everybody, but I've only got two cupcakes for the
three of you.
Bart: Well Mom, one of us has scarfed down more than enough cupcakes
over the past three decades to keep his...
Homer: Bart!
Lisa: Just take mine. A simple cupcake will bring me no pleasure.
[Homer and Bart watch Lisa trudge out of the room]
Homer+Bart: Yeah! [exchange high-fives]
-- "Moaning Lisa"
three of you.
Bart: Well Mom, one of us has scarfed down more than enough cupcakes
over the past three decades to keep his...
Homer: Bart!
Lisa: Just take mine. A simple cupcake will bring me no pleasure.
[Homer and Bart watch Lisa trudge out of the room]
Homer+Bart: Yeah! [exchange high-fives]
-- "Moaning Lisa"
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