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• Article Four: Nelson is never again to raise his fists in anger.
  Article Five: Nelson recognizes Bart's right to exist....
• Miss Allbright: Hell is a terrible place. Maggots are your sheet, worms your blanket, there's a lake of fire burning with sulfur.
  You'll be tormented day and night for ever and ever....
• Bart: Ohh, all these new superheroes _suck_! None of them can hold a candle to "Radioactive Man".
  Milhouse: The only decent new one is "Radiation Dude"....
• After Bart has been beat up by the bully, his family walks by and Lisa puts a cupcake on his forehead .
  .. Bully: "Hey! They even have food at this thing!...
• Ms.K: [reading] After two months at sea, the Pilgrims were running out of food and water.
  [Nelson raises his hand] Yes, Nelson Nelso...
• It was an accident, man. A terrible, ghastly mistake.
  -- Bart tries to talk his way out of another jam, "Bart the General...
• Bart: People, people! It's time we all discussed the pool safety rules!
  Kids: [chanting] Jump, Bart, jump! Jump, Bart, jump!...
• Alien 1: Anyone from a species that has mastered intergalactic travel raise your hand.
  [raises his tentacle] Alien 2: [raises his tentacle] Ba...
• George: [sighs] Just going to relax with my "U.S. News and World Whatnot".
  [opens magazine] Oh, good: they're roasting the new guy....