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• It doesn't take a Bart Simpson to figure out that something's wrong.
  -- Dr. J. Loren Pryor, "Bart the Geniu...
• Jeez. No beer ... no opera dogs ... -- Homer Simpson Bart the Geniu
• Marge: Bart, I feel so bad for going so many years without.
  .. mmm... mmm... What's that word where you encourage something to grow?...
• It could be one of these chemicals here that makes him so smart.
  Lisa, maybe you should try some of this. -- Homer Simpson Bart the Geniu...
• Bart: Oh no, ties! Homer: Don't worry, son, you can have mine.
  Here, let me show you how to put on a tie. [takes off his clip-on] The hook goes over the top, and these things go in there....
• Mrs.K: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, I think you know our district psychiatrist Dr.
  J. Loren Pryor. Homer: Hey, Dr. J. Dr.J.: [ahem] I think we have on our hands here a classic case of what laymen refer to as fear of failure....
• Genius, like magic, is inexplicable.
• I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the lightbulb.
  -- Homer Simpson Bart the Geniu...
• What do <we> need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts. -- Homer, "Bart the Geniu