Burns: Who are you?
Homer: [thinks] Don't tell him. Give him a fake name.
[aloud] Homer Simpson.
[thinks] D'oh!
-- Thinking fast on your feet, "Blood Feud"
Homer: [thinks] Don't tell him. Give him a fake name.
[aloud] Homer Simpson.
[thinks] D'oh!
-- Thinking fast on your feet, "Blood Feud"
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- Burns: Who the devil are you?
Homer: [thinks] Don't panic.
Just come up with a good story. [aloud] My... - Burns: By the way, what was the lad's name?
Smithers:
Uh, Bart Simpson, sir. Burns: Who? Smithers: He's... - Burns: [turning on the light] Who the devil are you?
[Homer has painted "I am Homer Simpson" on the wall]... - Agent: Now, before I give you the check, one more question.
This place "Moe's" you left just before the... - Burns: [sadly] Simpson, I am by most measures a successful man.
I have wealth and power beyond the dreams of... - Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal,
you transfer the call to Mr. Burns. After she tears... - Homer: [out of breath] Here's your package, Mr. Burns.
Burns: [sputters] My name is the return address, you... - Burns: Ahoy-hoy?
Homer: [speaking through a kazoo] Hello,
Mr. Burns. This is the kidnapper. Do you miss... - Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by,
if something happens. Let's see...er...Oh,...
