Bart: I need a hundred dollars for a comic book.
Homer: A hundred bucks for a comic book? Who drew it, Michael
Milangelo?
-- "Three Men and a Comic Book"
Homer: A hundred bucks for a comic book? Who drew it, Michael
Milangelo?
-- "Three Men and a Comic Book"
Related:
- Bart: I want this more than anything in the world.
Homer: Well, T.S.! -- Bart wants $100 to buy a comic... - Last night, I dreamed I held you in my arms.
-- Bart,
Romancing the Comic, "Three Men and a Comic... - Bart: Wow, Radioactive Man #1! I bet it's worth a million bucks!
Dealer: It is, my lad. But I'll let you have it for... - Bart: Look pal, we got a hundred bucks and we'd like to buy
Radioactive Man #1.
So why don't you just waddle over there and... - Until this moment, I never knew why God put me on this earth,
but now I know: To buy that comic book! -- Bart,... - Martin: I would've thought that being hit by an atomic bomb would've
killed him.
Bart: Now you know better. -- The gang read the... - Dried apricots? Almond paste? Sauerkraut candy!
-
Mrs. Quick offers Bart some sweets, "Three Men... - I've got some cocoa on the stove. Who wants imitation marshmallows?
Marge, "Three Men and a Comic... - Bart: Please, Dad.
Homer: No.
Bart: Please, Dad.
Homer:
No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad...
From the same category:
- Marge: Bart, assume the position.
Bart: [turns and leans against the wall,
legs spread] Marge: [frisks Bart] -- Leaving for... - Secretary: Some large men to see you, sir.
Skinner:
Um, I don't have any appointment with any large men... - Sleazy entertainment and raunchy jokes will never be as popular as
sobriety and self-denial.
The world according to Marge... - Agent: Now, before I give you the check, one more question.
This place "Moe's" you left just before the... - Homer: Son, if you can look me in the eye and say you didn't take the
collection money,
that's all I need. Bart: [looking at him] I didn't...
