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• Homer: Never thrown a party? What about that big bash we had with all the champagne and musicians and holy men and everything?
  Marge: That was our wedding! Homer: Oh. -- pre-party discussion, "War of the Simpso...
• Mmm... Horse doovers... -- Homer helps himself to the party snacks, "War of the Simpso
• I gave up fame and breakfast for our marriage.
  -- Homer, after tossing `General Sherman' back into the lake, "War of the Simpso...
• There is no such thing as a holy war. -- Solomon Sho
• Marge: [slaps Homer's hand] Homer! You promised. Home
  I promised I wouldn't eat? Never! You lie!...
• A marriage can't be reconciled in a few hours, Homer.
  It takes a whole weekend to do that! -- Rev....
• Marge: Homer, go easy on the alkyhol. Remember last year at the Winfields' party when you threw up in the laundry hamper?
  Homer: No. Marge: Mm. -- Homer starts getting tipsy, "War of the Simpso...
• Nothing matters to you. Except your holy war.
• Bart: They're fighting in the car again. Lisa: That music always sends a chill down my spine.
  -- The kids watch Marge and Homer talk in the car, "War of the Simpso...