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• Marge: Homer, go easy on the alkyhol. Remember last year at the Winfields' party when you threw up in the laundry hamper?
  Homer: No. Marge: Mm. -- Homer starts getting tipsy, "War of the Simpso...
• Marge: Are you all right, Homer? Homer: I'm fine, I'm just thinking.
  Marge: I've been thinking, too. You know Homer, you've always been such a good provider....
• Homer: [grabbing Marge] Yer gotta redda kid forrad yarrar!
  Marge: Homer, what is it? Slow down! Homer: [slowly] J'yer gedda ferda redderarrar....
• Marge: Homer, those were very thoughtful presents, but you have to tell me where you got the money from.
  Homer: All right, Marge, I'll tell you, but first you have to promise you will not get mad....
• Homer: Never thrown a party? What about that big bash we had with all the champagne and musicians and holy men and everything?
  Marge: That was our wedding! Homer: Oh. -- pre-party discussion, "War of the Simpso...
• Marge: [walking up] So, Homer, how'd you do? Home
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• Marge: You are going to stay here and explain to Bart why you scarred him for life.
  Homer: No, I didn't! I ... Oh, you mean inside, don't you. -- "War of the Simpso...