Bart: Grampa, Mom was in such a hurry, she forgot to give you this.
It's a list of the things Lisa and I can and can't do.
Grampa: [reads] Eh heh. Uh huh. You're allowed to smoke cigars?
-- Marge leaves the kids in Grampa's care,
"War of the Simpsons"
It's a list of the things Lisa and I can and can't do.
Grampa: [reads] Eh heh. Uh huh. You're allowed to smoke cigars?
-- Marge leaves the kids in Grampa's care,
"War of the Simpsons"
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Bart: Check.
Lisa:
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