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• Ms. K: Children, I know this is highly irregular, but for the rest of the uh day, Martin will be teaching this class.
  Martin: I will? But I wouldn't know where to begin....
• Nelson: {The ingredients were: fresh pureed tomatoes, water, salt, and sodium benzoate used to retard spoilage.
  Once again, if I'm not mistaken, this can contained tomato paste....
• Skinner: Mrs. Krabappel, Bart has something he wants to say to you.
  Bart: I won't say it! Skinner: Bart! Bart: Oh ....
• Bart: Mrs. Krabappel, Mrs. Krabappel! Mrs K: Bart!
  Not another word out of you, or I'll subject you to the humiliation of making you sing in front of the class....
• Bart: I demand a recount! Ms. K: [counts the votes] One for Martin.
  Two for Martin. Would you like another recount?...
• Bart: OK! I won't bug Milhouse. But...well...Mrs.
  Van Houten, this is going to sound kind of dumb, but....
• Mrs. K: Well, then, you're ready for your make-up test.
  Bart: Ohhhhhh! My ovaries. -- He's in more trouble than he thinks, "Marge Gets a Job...
• Skinner: More tea, Edna? Krabappel: What kind of little boy has a tea set?
  Skinner: [pours tea] I think we both know the answer to that ....
• Edna: And now, Principal Skinner will tell us where we'll be going on this year's field trip.
  Skinner: Thank you, Edna, everyone. [clears throat] Now, class, I wonder who among you can tell me what this is?...