Homer: Which one's Selma, again?
Marge: She's the one who likes Police Academy movies and Hummel
figurines, and walking through the park on clear autumn days.
Homer: Oh, yeah yeah yeah. But I thought she was the one that didn't
like to be ... you know ... touched.
Marge: It's Patty who chose a life of celibacy. Selma simply had
celibacy thrust upon her.
-- "Principal Charming"
Marge: She's the one who likes Police Academy movies and Hummel
figurines, and walking through the park on clear autumn days.
Homer: Oh, yeah yeah yeah. But I thought she was the one that didn't
like to be ... you know ... touched.
Marge: It's Patty who chose a life of celibacy. Selma simply had
celibacy thrust upon her.
-- "Principal Charming"
Related:
- Troy: [drunk] Yeah, it's a good idea, Homer, but they've already made
some movies about WW II.
Homer: Ah, hell... Well, what about Dracula? Troy... - Homer: Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the police
academy,
I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: I've got to tell Homer about this baby in just the right
way and at just the right time.
Until then, please, keep this to yourselves... - Patty: I can't believe Aunt Gladys is really gone.
Selma:
Her legend will live forever. Homer: [imagining] Yeah... - Bart: Why'd they make that one muppet out of leather?
Marge: That's not a leather muppet, that's Troy McClure... - Homer: It really got to me how that lady, uh... You know which one I
mean.
You played her. Marge: Blanche! Homer: Yeah. -- Interactive... - Homer: D'oh!
Patty: One more wrong answer, and Homer flunks another of life's little
tests.
And what's this? Selma: Ooh...someone didn't fill in... - Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
I need a miracle... [sees...
