Homer: Ooh, pro wrestling from Mexico.
You know, down there, it's a <real> sport. ...
Bart: Ooh, this is where Jaws eats the boat. ...
Ooh, this is where Die Hard jumps through the window. ...
Ho ho, this is where Wall Street gets arrested, ha ha. ...
TV: "Mr Speaker, if I could call your attention to the
retroactive subsidy appropriations override bill,
I refer you to page four thousand five hundred and..."
Homer: They must think people will watch anything...
TV: "Live, from New Orleans, this is the World Series of
cock-fighting! Oh, son-of-a-gun, we'll have big fun on the Bayou
tonight." ... [time passes] "We could get there quicker if I
borrowed Dad's car." "I don't know, Davey..."
-- Watching cable all night,
"Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"
You know, down there, it's a <real> sport. ...
Bart: Ooh, this is where Jaws eats the boat. ...
Ooh, this is where Die Hard jumps through the window. ...
Ho ho, this is where Wall Street gets arrested, ha ha. ...
TV: "Mr Speaker, if I could call your attention to the
retroactive subsidy appropriations override bill,
I refer you to page four thousand five hundred and..."
Homer: They must think people will watch anything...
TV: "Live, from New Orleans, this is the World Series of
cock-fighting! Oh, son-of-a-gun, we'll have big fun on the Bayou
tonight." ... [time passes] "We could get there quicker if I
borrowed Dad's car." "I don't know, Davey..."
-- Watching cable all night,
"Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Lisa: Dad, why is the world such a cesspool of corruption?
Homer: [sotto voce] Oh, great... [speaking up] All... - Lisa: Look, we got a package from the Mr. Sparkle company in Japan.
Homer: Ooh! [opens package, but only Styrofoam... - Miss Allbright: Today's topic will be Hell.
Kids: Ooh.
Bart: All right. I sat through Mercy and I sat through... - Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal,
you transfer the call to Mr. Burns. After she tears... - Apu: Oh, hello, Mrs. Homer. I brought an assortment of jerkys.
Homer: Oh, did you swipe those from work? Apu: Certainly... - Homer: Phew! I'm back. [walks up stairs to kitchen where family eats
breakfast]
Aw,
my loving family! Nothing's changed. [a buzzer... - Lisa: Dad?
Homer: Yes, honey?
Lisa: Um...Mom just baked a cake.
Homer: Ooh! [walks into kitchen] Huh? Marge: Homer... - TV: Hear Me Roar, the Network for Women.
In the next half-hour,
we'll show you how to cut your first-aid bill...
From the same category:
- Homer: Bart, didn't I ask you to watch Maggie?
Bart:
Sounds like something you'd say... -- "Itchy and... - Bart: Lis, everyone in town is acting like me. So why does it suck?
Lisa: It's simple, Bart: you've defined yourself as... - Kent: The time has come for finger-pointing, and most of them are
squarely aimed at the boy's parents.
Homer: It's not our fault! We didn't want the boy... - at a pawn shop, Nelson grabs Milhouse's glasses]
Milhouse:
Hey! I need those to see. Pawnbroker: Ah, these lenses... - Marge: Those are very elaborate sneakers.
Bart: They better be,
for 125 big ones! Homer: D'oh! Marge: 125...
