Marge: Please, Homer, can't we try it? [going to a sushi bar]
Homer: No.
Lisa: Please, Dad, this argument humiliates us both.
Homer: If I said `no' the first time, what makes you think I'm going to
say `yes' the second time?
Lisa: Nothing, but you may say `yes' the ninety-ninth time.
Homer: Oh? Try me.
Lisa: Please, Dad.
Homer: No.
Lisa: Please, Dad.
Homer: No.
Lisa: Please, Dad.
Homer: No.
Lisa: Please, Dad.
Homer: No.
Lisa: Please, Dad.
Homer: No.
Lisa: Please, Dad.
Homer: Oh, okay, okay.
-- If at first you don't succeed, "One Fish, Two Fish,
Blowfish, Blue Fish"
Homer: No.
Lisa: Please, Dad, this argument humiliates us both.
Homer: If I said `no' the first time, what makes you think I'm going to
say `yes' the second time?
Lisa: Nothing, but you may say `yes' the ninety-ninth time.
Homer: Oh? Try me.
Lisa: Please, Dad.
Homer: No.
Lisa: Please, Dad.
Homer: No.
Lisa: Please, Dad.
Homer: No.
Lisa: Please, Dad.
Homer: No.
Lisa: Please, Dad.
Homer: No.
Lisa: Please, Dad.
Homer: Oh, okay, okay.
-- If at first you don't succeed, "One Fish, Two Fish,
Blowfish, Blue Fish"
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Homer:
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Homer: Well,
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